Birthday wishes, Valentine's Love & The Roast of George (Vision Cast 2026.02.11)

Love is in the air this Valentine's week, but on Vision Cast, it smells suspiciously like a "Fart Tornado." In this chaotic pre-Friday the 13th episode, the team celebrates Rachel and Philip’s 11-year anniversary not with roses, but by absolutely roasting George ("Doodles") into oblivion. If you’ve ever wondered what a full-blown musical number about "Pooping in the Urinal" sounds like—complete with a bridge about janitorial pity—this is your lucky day.Between the heartfelt birthday wishes to Angela and Leona and updates on the new mobile-friendly website, the team unleashes a barrage of AI-generated torture songs aimed squarely at George. From being called "Mr. Prickleson" to having his "Dime Dick" status immortalized in melody, no one is safe from the friendly fire. Tune in to hear Preston’s job updates, a debate on Apple vs. Google AI, and why Rachel is popping her knee joints like glow sticks at a rave. It’s a masterclass in polyamorous joy, tech talk, and zero-tolerance for bullying (unless, of course, your name is George). Click play to hear the musical atrocity that nearly broke the crew!